养疯人

M: Oh, (SUPRISED AND SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED) Eggsy . I need to have a private conversation♂ with him. You're dismissed.

H: (LOOKING STRAIGHT AT MERLIN)Nonsense, let him oberserve♂, maybe he will learn♂ a thing or too. (FACING EGGSY WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE)

M: As you wish. (CHECKING EGGSY UP AND DOWN WITH A PREGNANT SIGH)

E(GRINNED)

看了鲸鲸的几篇文后，觉得原台本都不好了起来【ry

然后，CF叔穿那件红色睡袍真萌到我裂解啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊